Bus and Coach Drivers have a sense of humour

I don't know what caption to add?

Newly designed seat belt!

Q. What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?
A. The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Two cab drivers met. "Hey," asked one, "why did you paint one side of your cab red and the other side blue?"
"Well," the other responded, "when I get into an accident, you should see how all the witnesses contradict each other."

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FIVE WAYS TO STOP DRIVER BOREDOM

Write the words "Help me" on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better.

Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and an obscene gesture.

Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.

Wear a Chicken suit.

At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.

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Your wife decides to go out with her friends on a girls night dancing. You're okay with it, because you get to watch sports all night. You hear her stumble into bed around 4am and laugh knowing she's going to have a monster hangover. You wake up next morning and go outside to the family Volvo, which she used last night. You sigh in relief because it's all in one piece. You circle the car looking for dents and find none. But then ... Wait a minute....


These men are installing bollards to stop cars parking on the pavement outside an Irish sports bar. They are cleaning up at the end of the day. How long do you think it will be before they realize?

HUMOUR

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